justbadpuns:

I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those

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neuksei:

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

me @ myself:you're so gay lmao
me @ myself:stop bi erasure.

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thetrippytrip:

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one of the reasons people should take you more seriously

I love pearl in this

I…love this?

@baara

so.. this is actually so much better than anything any other female rapper has released this year? get it cupcakke

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